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Monday, October 31, 2005

Avalon Interface Constructor: Powered by Gorm 1.0!

I've finally decided to blog about the internal goings-on inside the Big M. I, and my colleagues, head up a large project to take free and open source software and make it work for us. Our lawyers have pretty much assured us that the GNU Public License (and other related viral licenses) are invalid due to them giving too many rights to the users; and by giving the code away, they are making the code public domain and giving up their copyright... or something like that. INAL, but thats pretty much the gist of it.

We are split up into different teams, each working on intergrating code from different projects into pre-existing Microsoft products. One team is taking code from the Apache web server, and putting it in IIS to increase stability and speed; another team is taking code written by Netscape/Mozilla and intergrating it into MSIE7 and Outlook 2008; and yet another team (headed by me) is using GNUstep, the premeire desktop environment, and the crowning achievement of the Free Software Foundation's work to rip off other people (mainly NextSTEP, who ripped off Apple, who ripped off us to begin with.)

Project Sierra Tango Foxtrot Uniform Apple (or, simply, STFU Apple) is the official name of the GNUstep intergration project. Right now, we're using Gorm 1.0 (which came out a few days ago) , an application like Apple's Interface Builder, but vastly improved and easier to use. For those that don't know what these applications are like, imagine being able to build an application using a simple yet powerful GUI tool, allowing you to take widgets and UI constructs from a set of palettes... but not generate any code doing this.

Gorm blows Interface Builder out of the water, and also does the same to the internally designed Avalon UI Builder. The AvalonUI tool was based on the one for Visual Studio 8 (which never came to pass), and generates code instead of lays out the UI at runtime. Having to compile everytime you hack the UI layout sucks. It also destroys anything Gnome or KDE brings to the fight.

We had originally thought using one of Gnome or KDE's tools, because Gnome and KDE are very popular... however, internally, almost everything Gnome and KDE sucks. Gnome uses this weird C API styling that makes zero sense to anyone, and KDE uses C++ that may be worse than some of the stuff Microsoft has written. (Yes, we've written some pretty bad stuff before, just to get the product out the door).

So, yes, this also means many of us (including my entire team, my boss, and her boss, and tons of people all over the company) are pushing for a shift from C++ to Objective-C. We already have a beta version of Visual Studio that can compile ObjC (using code taken from GCC).

Oh, and I forgot to mention, that screenshot is of the new Avalon Interface Constructor, only bugs at the moment are the multiple Window Inspector windows, and the fact that GNUstep applications do not show up on the taskbar.


At November 02, 2005 6:46 AM, Anonymous James said...

I'm going to have to call bullshit on every word in this "post".

At November 02, 2005 7:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO! Great bullshit, by the way you've got silly imageing skillz. ph34r.

At November 02, 2005 7:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ROTFL! Mick, you will have to explain very quickly that this is intended as humorous. I'm afraid a lot of people (like the previous commenters) won't get it...

I like it.

At November 02, 2005 9:21 AM, Anonymous James said...

LOL. So, will users still have that "GNUstep" folder in their home directory when Vista comes out, or will it have been renamed to a more stylish "Ugly Toolkit" label?

Though, actually, a little (or a lot) Firefox code in IE7 would probably do it good. Please?

At November 02, 2005 9:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can only hope that this post, being the only one in this blog, is pure satire. There's no way around it, it *has* to be satire, otherwise it shows the complete ignorance and superiority complex of "The Big M."

At November 02, 2005 9:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was... beautiful.

Too bad the part about MS ignoring copyright hits a little close to home... :-)

At November 02, 2005 10:50 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our lawyers have pretty much assured us that the GNU Public License (and other related viral licenses) are invalid due to them giving too many rights to the users;

Even MS lawyers aren't that stupid. Copyright law doesn't allow distribution of someone's works without permission.

At November 02, 2005 11:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha! That's hilarious! ...even if April Fool's Day is still five months away!

At November 02, 2005 2:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just in case the humour impaired are still gnashing their teeth, take a look at the clock/calendar in the "Palettes (Control Palette)" window on the desktop.

For those not familiar with some of the mythology shared by the English speaking world, midnight on 31 March is a tick of the clock away from April Fools' Day when practical jokes lurk round every corner.

At November 02, 2005 5:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Finally! Glad to hear that Microsoft has decided to stomp those Linux commies where they live! I'm really looking forward to the release of Avalon Interface Constructor, so I can use it in my next .NET eBiz app.

You know what they say: When someone wants to give away their code, they shouldn't gripe when somebody takes it.

At November 02, 2005 7:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

my god i hate micro$haft they epitomise everything wrong with america, power abuse, disregard for international law and obscene arrogance combined with stupidity.


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